Trash Discuss 2.0: ChatGPT Unleashes on the AFC South

Jacksonville Jaguars followers have lengthy persevered by way of a current historical past of ridicule from nationwide media, division rivals, and, for some unusual cause, Mike Florio over the previous decade-plus. Nonetheless, at this time’s ridicule comes for all the AFC South by way of Synthetic Intelligence chatbot ChatGPT, who we requested to playfully jab at group and their surrounding AFC South rivals — all in good enjoyable

Seize your popcorn, Duval.

Basic AFC South Jokes (from a Jags lens):

1) The AFC South is sort of a group challenge the place everybody forgot to indicate up — and by some means the Jaguars nonetheless turned within the worst slide.

2) The AFC South: the place 9 wins will get you a playoff spot and a false sense of confidence.

3) Trevor Lawrence has the perfect hair within the division — and half the time he’s utilizing it to cowl his eyes on third & lengthy.

4) Jags followers don’t worry the Colts, Texans, or Titans. They worry expectations.

5) Jacksonville might go 6–0 within the division and nonetheless lose to the Jets and a backup QB in Week 17.

Basic Jacksonville Jaguars Jokes:

1) The Jaguars are the one group that may go undefeated in vibes and nonetheless end 6–11.

2) Solely the Jags can draft a generational QB and deal with him like he’s working behind a Waffle Home line.

3) Each season, the Jags promise fireworks — seems it’s simply the followers lighting sparklers in disappointment.

4) Jaguars followers be like: ‘That is our 12 months!’ After which let Will Levis throw for 300 on them in a Crayola jersey.

5) The stadium has a pool as a result of even the followers want to scrub off the ache.

Basic Tennessee Titans Jokes:

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1) The Titans drafted a sort out who couldn’t block a Twitter troll — then have been by some means shocked when the QB received sacked 7 instances.

2) The Titans peaked once they beat the Patriots in 2019. Since then, it’s been 5 years of mid, migraines, and Will Levis highlights no one requested for.

3) The Titans added Calvin Ridley and nonetheless have an offense powered by hope, prayer, and unhealthy go safety. They gave Ridley $92 million to go from WR1 in Jacksonville to WR1 in a run-heavy offense with Will Levis. That’s not a bag — that’s a Worry Issue episode.

4) You signed Tony Pollard after letting Derrick Henry stroll? That’s like buying and selling a tank for a scooter as a result of it’s ‘extra trendy.’

5) The Titans fired Mike Vrabel for going 6-11 with no expertise… then employed a man with much less expertise and gave him even much less. New uniforms, new stadium plans, identical ‘6-11 vibes’.

Basic Indianapolis Colts Jokes:

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1) The Colts have had extra QBs since Luck retired than the Quick & Livid franchise has had sequels.

2) Each Colts season begins with hope and ends with a brand new head coach and a backup below heart.

3) Indy’s QB room is only a rehab facility with shoulder pads.

4) The Colts’ blueprint is straightforward: signal an growing old vet, fake it’s 2015, miss the playoffs, repeat.

5) The Colts say ‘belief the method,’ however the course of seems like a blindfolded rebuild in a wind tunnel.

Basic Houston Texans Jokes:

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1) Houston followers say ‘we’re constructing one thing particular’ — yeah, it’s known as a heartbreaker with wild card potential.

2) Houston’s greatest achievement prior to now decade was not ruining C.J. Stroud… but.

3) The Texans went from Invoice O’Brien to Lovie Smith to DeMeco Ryans — that’s not a training tree, it’s a cry for assist.

4) Each offseason, the Texans swear they’ve ‘turned the nook’ — simply by no means point out it’s a roundabout.

5) The Texans spent three years tanking simply to change into a barely extra thrilling 9–8 group.

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With BigCatCountry being a Jaguars-centric web site, we requested ChatGPT to circle again and provides us just a few further jokes digging into the previous few eras for the Jacksonville trustworthy.

The Jags City Meyer Period:

“Let’s rewind to the Jaguars with some focused warmth for the City Meyer catastrophe and the Doug Pederson rollercoaster:”

1) City Meyer’s time in Jacksonville lasted simply lengthy sufficient to embarrass everybody… besides City, by some means.

2) City appeared to spend extra time at bars than his group did within the crimson zone. Legendary dedication — simply to the incorrect playbook.

3) Solely City Meyer might make Duval miss Gus Bradley.

4) The Jags employed a school legend and ended up on a TikTok spotlight reel for all of the incorrect causes.

5) City Meyer handled the Jaguars like a niche 12 months — between scandals.

The Jags Doug Pederson Period:

1) Doug gave us hope… then reminded us we’re nonetheless the Jaguars.

2) Solely Doug Pederson might outcoach Justin Herbert one week and get outplayed by a backup QB the following.

3) Doug is just like the dad who takes you to Disney World after which makes you stroll dwelling as a life lesson to by no means imagine in individuals.

4) With Doug, it’s both Philly Particular vitality or ‘what the hell was that?’ vitality. No in-between.

How did the robotic do, BigCatCountry? Which group or who received it the worst? Do you’ve gotten a favourite joke? Tell us within the feedback!